May 24, 2010


We went on a first date with a guy who showed up in sweats and was already drunk (we think). During the hour we spent together he proceeded to slam three more drinks and said fuck at least fifty times. So loudly that other people in the bar noticed. We were mortified.


Jmarls80 said...

Have you covered the "You Look Nothing Like Your Profile Pic" online dating trap? I've fallen into that one a few times. Makes me want to drink like this f$#ing guy.

chopsuey said...

J - we find it really hard to believe that someone would be less impressed by you in person than in a photo. You're so pretty and funny and smart! Stupid, stupid people.