September 27, 2010

A COSMO DON'T


Ever see a pair of undies on the street and wonder how they got there? We'll tell you how.


Ages ago, when we were young and reckless, we read an article in a magazine about how to maintain a spicy sex life. We decided to try.


One night at a party when we were wearing a dress, we went into the bathroom, took off our panties and slipped them into our boyfriend's pocket. Hot, right? 


Until somehow between the party, the cab and our friend's house, our undies ended up on the street. Only to be discovered the next morning when a big group of us headed to brunch. Whoops! 


At the time we were too mortified to swoop them up so they stayed there, in the gutter in front of our friend's apartment. And stayed. And stayed. Until weeks later, when were were back visiting and finally got a moment alone to snag them. 


A footnote: We were reminded of this story when one of our faves told us she'd been tossing a pair of undies into her purse (aka "Shag Bag") lately. This seems a recipe for disaster.


Girl: I'll have a tall nonfat latte, please.
Coffee Guy: That'll be $2.86"
(girl reaches into her bag, undies catch on wallet and go flying, hitting coffee guy in the chest)

2 comments:

Saltina said...

Ha ha ha. Love it. The worst would be for someone to see you snagging the undies off the street.

Jmarls80 said...

Hilarious!!